Walkers Sensations Night on the Town! Trip Report.

25Jul09

Finally the big day had arrived! It was the team night out to celebrate Neil ‘Builders Breakfast’ Harveys birthday. This night had high expectations being the first team outing and all! Even better that Ridla didn’t join us.

The plan was to meet at Castle Sensh for pre-evening drinking and cards. This plan did manage to go ahead, eventually. The time we had discuss was 1pm. On the way back from Greggs, Farmer Dave called me in a franctic mess ‘Sensh where in Gateshead do you live?!’.
This was not a good start. Eventually arrive back at my home, where Dave is outside my house, standing near his taxi. Turns out the taxi driver doesn’t keep change and Dave needed to change his £20. We sort that ordeal and thunder into Sensh Mansion, opening up a couple cans and bottles and crushign through them. Dave and I played Six-Deck SuperSwitch for TWO WHOLE HOURS(with Dave having the slight advantage). Cheating scumbag. We also pass money back and forth in 5p/5p dealers choice with Dave managing to finish 5p up after hitting every river card possible.

At 3pm, Spoona, Andrizu and SamJ strolled in, about time too, and we all jump straight into a game of 5p/5p Dealers Choice and with the drinks flowing, the action was as good as it an get for 5p stakes, with people eventually ending up with 1000 times the big blind. Nothing of note until Neil ‘Buzz, Harvester, Builders Breakfast’ Harvey, the birthday girl herself, turns up, splashing down a wad of £50s, asking for change. Upon seeing all this money, LifeBustalot is on his knees within seconds. Neil didn’t even have to ask this time. LifeBusto doesn’t get paid for his services, putting him into a bad mood for the rest of the night.

There’s one person missing, the captain, the skipper, the leader of Walkers Sensations, the one and only Gaz Walker.
There is a phone call at approxmiately 3.30pm ‘Sensh! Which one is your house?!’, 10 minutes later, Walker appears at the window and strolls into the room. Turns out that he went to the wrong house, scaring an old woman in the bath, after I told him to walk through the side gate and through the back.
Walker takes a seat at the table and unloads his booze. A litre of good vodka(not the crap that SamJ and Brokeo were drinking), two bottles of cider, four bottles of lager, twelve cans of beer and a bottle of absinthe. It became clear, Walker was here to get wasted!

Cans in hands, we all carried on playing Dealers Choice, one hand of note, Omaha HiLo 6, the great Sensation repots all in and gets three callers, SamJ, LifeBusto and Harvester. My hand – 99A234, double suited, with Ace2 clubs. The flop – 9 8 4 with 2 clubs. I have top set, nut flush draw, and nut low draw. Nobody else has Ace2, I hit the full house as board pairs on the turn and I can’t remember if the low came, but I scooped a super pot, ship it. Play carried on for a little while, Walker slow-rolled the shit out of me after he rivered a set and I had top top. He tells me the 9 is good and I am about to claim the pot and he turns over a 3. Disgraceful.

By 9pm, we’re all set to go, everyone is well on their way to being drunk, Walka and Samj are slightly worse off than everyone, this is worsened as we are walking out the house to the taxi, Walker downs about a third of his bottle of vodka and charges to the taxi. Bad beat – Only 3 people in my taxi, Neil, Dave and I. 4 in their taxi BUT they had Harrison, so, kind of evens out I guess.

Town

We finally arrive at Town after getting the taxi’s to Revolution, we rush out of the taxi as the rain is heavy. We get the drinks, cheers to the captain who gets the first round in for the team and is hitting on the milfs within seconds. His pulling techniques are great, the way he wraps his hand around the lady and pulls her towards him. Taking a piss, I notice LifeBusto chatting up the toilet guy who gives people aftershave. Parts of the conversation I heard ‘…can I have your tips?’ and ‘Can I find out if black guys really do have bigger…’.

Out of Revolution we go, heading toward Tokyo. On the way, Walka pulls Dave toward him and they both tumble to the floor with Walka landing flat on his back, Dave sprawled on top of him. A great sight to see. To Tokyo, we arrive at the door, and the doorman says ‘No drunk nobs’ and points at SamJ.
What’s wrong with ‘Too drunk, can’t come in’? What a prick.

We attempt to get into approxmiately three bars, all of which would not allow us entry due to the drunkeness of SamJ.

Then I don’t know where we went and end of story.

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