Birthday Bash and Team night out, All in one!!

26Jul09

Well well well, what a night the first night proved to be for all of the Walkers Sensations. Plenty of incident and class banter, but what else was to be expected, so here’s how i remember it…

I get up about 11:30 thinking we are ALL meeting at the senshs house at 1, need to catch a bus into town after a shower and getting some gear together, then when in town, a taxi. Arrive into town around 1 so was running a lil late, or as it proved, massively early….get into a taxi and ring sensh to double check his address. Arrive at the sensations pad, and need change off a 20note as driver doesnt have any, looks at me in amazment when i tell him i dont have a tenner, after ive looked at him in the same manner when he says he dont have change! Day going less then smooth so far but buzzing with the prospect of the day/night.

Getting into the poker arena de la senshs where some epic super switch games took place, which at one point had me but down 2 3of hearts only for steve to put down another 3 3of hearts on top WTF! After some crazy action, chips are sorted out whilst sensh had a shit, which was overly due, you boys are lucky you didnt have to smell his presents lets say before said shit occured. D/C game starts 2 handed, chips are swinging in all direction, and as reported earlier i ended up, but not the 5p steve said, mate you must have been drunk by then, i was up much more then that…….i bank my 10P!!!!! away and feel good.

3pm arrives and after the late arrival of Spoon doggy dog, Sam J, Buzz, Andy H and the Skipper, the fun and games really kick in. My friendly game with the sensh went oot the window once ‘high roller’ birthday sits down and wants the table covered in chips! Much drink and ibiza style raving music later, talk came of the night but was interupted by poker talk obv, players were discussed but the main issue i left with was the notion that Samj will play the Champions of Champions in only speedo’s and a cape, oh yeah ive remembered!! D/C game begins to cool down abit and attention turns to some blackjack (well for me, spoona and SamJ it does), with Sensh’s 6 decks. The game started at a frantic pace, with lots of pair, i mean a hell of a lot, and the italian female dealer (think her name is Elana?) impressions were rife, and yes Samj was pretty good at……16a, 17a, basically put an A at the end of every number. Drink is still going down a bit to easy and we are all tipsy and raring to RAVE!!! Taxi is booked, vodka have been downed, and away we go.

Arrive in the town to the greeting of pissing down rain! Buzz is ‘buzzing’ with the though of strippers and we have to calm him down (even though deep inside we were just as excited). Revolution became a blurrr due to the continued harrasment of ladies by our own skipper, he showed us all the real way to get the ladies…. skipper i salute you. Rounds of a awful cocktail called ‘delboy’ are supped but the focus is still on our leader and his ways with the opposite sex, which i can only describe as harrasive Awesomeness! Shout come to move on, and i start to think where to, as we would have to walk to south shields for Samj to sober up enough to get in somewhere! Tokyo’s…..No, Floritas……No although we were in until the dreaded shout of ‘you aint with the tall lad are ya’, FML! A team effort as we all say yes and goodbye, we then try next door, literally next door, and the bouncer had seen all the goings on, and would you believe in, ne joy! So there was only one place we were going… STRIPPERS!!!

We arrive into pussy galores in high spirits, or in some cases full of spirits (you know who you are,lol) and instantly the gaffer buys the birthday boy a birthday dance, After 2mins Buzz returns and says that it was good, but probs was only good enough for two wanks! cheers for that info pal. Stripper after stripper arrive and me and spoon dog are standing firm, Samj is gropping galore and then BOOM, the rocks of the group (me and Soona) give in and go for a double lezza dance. I thought that the ‘sorry no dance for us as we are gay’ speech would work, but im sure she looked at us and thought, if it was true, the farmer one could do much better! What transpired to be the most akward experience of my life, everytime i look up i see spoona and lets say by the end of it i was seeing the strippers with the face of spoona, basically spoona with breast, shuddering i know! Tell him on the walk down the stair that i dont want to be in the same situ next time im with two lovely ladies and we walking back into the main room in tears of laughter after the whole thing, all good! one footnote to this visit, Skipper (who said the best 2 lines ive ever heard to a stripper 1: i need alot of work done, 2: what can you do for me thats special….didnt hear her reply but gaz re replied to that ‘that aint all that special!) is now broke, in the process of selling his company, this is only a guess but the steam coming off his card in there would agree with me…whata legend….4 drinks later and many dances….Off to VENUE!! or what i will now call it, Cock fest Central!

We arrive to cock fest Central still in good spirits and me and spoona making ne eye contact (lol) buy drinks and for some gay reason, spin the bottle starts, Buzz i nah it was your night mate, but howay! few pecks here and there after me and harrison look for ladies, (he was doing pretty good with a lass in red, but after Sensh managed to fix the spin the bottle, she had to kiss him twice, and im sure that didnt do anything for Harrison) which was a mission by itself, and when we do, munters, not my words, maybe not even harrisons, but if it came to it, proberbly their own mothers words, anyway they needed alot of help. Didnt see what happened on the dancefloor, but the Sensations squad nearly tangled with the Geek squad, Some douche looking nerdy guy thought it was a good idea to square up to Sam who is intimidating enough with his size, but now he is pissed, all hell could break loose, thankful Sam did the best thing, danced in his face and showed him the meaning of smooth as snakeshit. Shout then comes to go to liquid and away the Sensations go!

We are now bearing down on this truely awful arena of filth, still all in good spirits and one member short (Andy), we enter get some drinks and boogy on down. Me and Spoona (now ok with the fact that the strippers happened and there was nowt we could do) tore up liquids dance floor, i’m sure there were some appaulse, not sure but the alcohol made me think so. Off i trott to the bog where i get chatting to a truely awful looking lass who is sporting a red rose looking neckless think and asked her what i would need to do to get it…..i took the plunge and got the item. Time was now getting on and bit by bit people left to boo’s from me but hugs too, Half past 2 came and only me spoona and samj stood (others better then some) when we bump into Andy, who is now a lil shook up with a nasty bump on his face, we look to investigate what happened, had a chat for a hour or so and took the walk to the G for a taxi, and on the way a Chippy inwhich i encountered the devil’s sauce that is garlic mayo…. how anyone has that, ill never know.

Taxi come and we all pile in, Andy is the 1st one to be dropped of and after a 5miles circle we make to his, all this is going on with me doing some crazy geordie inpressions and other shit, and happily had spoona and Samj laughing, but not the moody driver ggrrrrr. I was to stay at Chambre de Spoon but after seeing i was quite close to mine, reverted to tesco Kinston park where i would get another taxi, chat to a lady security women for 30mins, got a sarny and was on my way back to mine.

All in all a classic night, great group of lads who were very lively, drunk and Buzzing….Happy Birthday Neil!

Much more happened and some of my rememberings have been edited in, but the other events that made the night will have to stay a mystery, maybe scooby doo can help!

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